halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm

(via penis-hilton)

Timestamp: 1408594103

halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm

(via penis-hilton)

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

(via ohmai-gosh)

Timestamp: 1408593234

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

(via ohmai-gosh)

That Cuba life

Timestamp: 1408593188

That Cuba life

(Source: lion, via sextnoise)

Timestamp: 1408476015

(Source: lion, via sextnoise)

Last day in Cuba ! With cris-pipo

flyestfemales:

flyestfemales  // insta: @omarsamira

(Source: mybigpunjabiwedding)

Timestamp: 1407794813

flyestfemales:

flyestfemales  // insta: @omarsamira

(Source: mybigpunjabiwedding)

(Source: carlsagan, via forgave)

mind-b-l-o-w-i-n-g:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT WHY WASN’T I INVITED

(Source: daddyfuckedme, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1407762865

mind-b-l-o-w-i-n-g:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT WHY WASN’T I INVITED

(Source: daddyfuckedme, via pizza)

(Source: magradamorire, via gvpsyheart)

lustt-and-luxury:

gangtsaaaa:

phuckindope:

Nori 😍

😍😍

She is just a heart stealer 😍

(Source: northwestfashionstyle, via chanelondon)

Timestamp: 1407646174

lustt-and-luxury:

gangtsaaaa:

phuckindope:

Nori 😍

😍😍

She is just a heart stealer 😍

(Source: northwestfashionstyle, via chanelondon)

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

(via bitterassfandom)

Timestamp: 1407638160

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

(via bitterassfandom)